Saturday, July 02, 2011

A gift for a sweet and loving friend

- Shot by Me, Edited by my comrade-in-arms


A blue rose for my friend
Pink, to blue , it turn'd

He loves the colour blue
And to please him, we changed its hue

Thank you for being with us
When we wanted a way out of the mess

Vichitr and Manohar
you are one 'awesome' critter !

46 comments:

Sorcerer said...

aha!!!
*teary eyed*
blue is my favorite color.
*teary eyed again*

ps:I know..you people are gonna start a hurricane on color blue.

*sigh

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~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

Sorcy ...

" At your service, boss ! Always .. hamesha ! "

(NOTE : Not to be confused with the Yakshi service deals !)

Sorcerer said...

ya know what Deeps..Reading your blog is helping me with vocabulary..
I had to google up the meaning of word 'Critter'..
Hmmmm...

with my ingenious and profound brain thinking...I come to the conclusion that the word 'Critic' must have originated from the word 'Critter'.

ps:I have the right to remain stupid.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

heh heh .. Sorcy .. i get the drift !

It happens .. it happens .. when you get speechless, you often stay stupid (How do i know ? Noticed it everytime you have nothing to say !!)

Enthu patti ? Suddenly silent and serious aayi poyallo !

Sorcerer said...

@deepa
hahahahaha...
cant a guy be honest?

@Mti
Nice poem you 2 cooked up.
a call for peace I presume?
Buaahahahahaha!

just wait..the script is in the oven.
Deeps
ninakkum undu athil.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

Honesty ? evide evide ???

Awwww Sorcy .. it was heartfelt ... ninnake vendi maatram ... lover of 'blue things' ...

How you misjudge us !

MTaI said...

@Sorcs
Hey! Poem entirely Dee's creation....my contribution; the word 'critter'!

Waiting! Waiting!

Sorcerer said...

@deepa
HOnesty? kandille...ithuvare.!
sshhooo


@MTI
Yeah..I could guess that..
Deeeps wont say such things!! she comes up with more injurious terms..
I have faith in her abilities.
Nice..convent education..right?

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

Sorcy Sorcy ...
u r degrading my education ??? toooo bad .. tooo bad !!!

MTaI said...

Sorcs
Spot on!!!!

Sorcerer said...

@Deeps
That was a complement.
you should be proud actually


@MTI
yeah..convent education can do that to you.
you must have had atleast one mallu teacher!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

ningalokke alle my friends ...
vocab koravu undaavummo ?

Sorcerer said...

@deepoos,MT

good night
see ya all tomorrow.

"gravity is b!+{|-|..it pulling down my eye lidzzzzzzz" -Sorcere on gravity

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Kiddy said...

That picture makes me think of how sad it is for gay men to live in this world. People despise them and don't want to listen to them,if we only would listen to how they feel and think,then they would open up like the pink little buds and blossom into the beautuful blue rose.

Eon Heath said...

Good morning all....and aliyaa.."morning" to you too...

hehehe, nice poem...and well, since its for our dear Sorcy, it seems so apt!!
:D

MTaI said...

Hey Guys!
How are y'all doin?

@Sorcs
Surprisingly no Mallu teacher in school; a very prim n propah Ms Iyer though (must write about school one day!)

In Uni, yeah, had the pleasure of studying under Sr. Verghese....my only Mallu influence!

MTaI said...

@Sorcs

What with Dee gifting you blue roses and poetry, I feel it's my bounden duty to step up to the plate as well!

So here goes....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NyK3df0xaw

The guy in the black ensemble; for some reason this has stuck as my image of you......John Travolta meets The Fonz!!!!!

Also please note the recurring theme!!!! :D

P.S- This NOT an attempt to sweeten you up prior to the release of the Mother of all Scripts!!!!

Waiting! Waiting! Waiting!

@Eon
Get in your dedication quick, amigo!!!! Lotsa blues out there!

Sorcerer said...

@All
Good evening .

@MTI
ayyooo..no mallu teachers influencing you through your school years..Gwad..that is so unlikely.
hmmm..youtube videos was your way of sarcasm..right?

ya very well know that I use the latest terminology (3g) on a chinese made 3G device to connect to the Internet via a worse than a decade old technology.

Thank you !de@ network..Thank you!I had my mid afternoon nap.

No way I can check it from home anyway.will check out the link tomorrow.

@Deeps
yo..where be you?

Sorcerer said...

@Eon
Macha...hows the day treating you?
whats the plan today? brew own desi 'bar-ile water'?

MTaI said...

@Sorcs
No sarcasm, I assure you!

Didn't know you were such a tech whiz!!! :D

Do let me know if I got the image right!

Everyone MIA today! Sigh!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

@ Kiddy - That was a nice thought !

@ Eon - :) :) ... Am sure you noticed the blue colour ! How have you been ? Is your boss giving you too much trouble ?

@ MtaI - " BLUE moon" by Sha Na Na !!! Gaawwwwwwwwd .... you imagined Sorcy to be like him ??!! So skinny ? Then he cant be ze knight ... horses will fly away with him if he's so light weight !

@ Sorcy - Read my comment to MtaI above na ? See the video ... it is a riot ... esp if you are gonna dance lik that !

MTaI said...

@Dee
It wasn't just the skinny factor. In fact didn't even notice that!!! T'was the whole package! Nutty as a fruitcake!!!!

I laughed through the entire video.....isn't that what Sorcs does to us? Makes us laugh till we split our sides!!!

@Sorcs
Truly is a compliment...I give you my word!

MTaI said...

@Dee
I CAN imagine Sorcs dancing like that!!

Sorcerer said...

@Deeps
see the video?
OKay...let me explain to you the conversation between me and the !de@ cust_care over my Internet connection..

Me:Hello..I am having some issues.

Cust_Care:Awright..How may I help you.
[She meant:Righton!! How may I screw up even more]

Me:Your Server doest let me in.CHAP authentication Succeeds..then your Server bounce me out.Bytes sent..awesome..bytes recieved..zero
[Upgrade your Hardwares,network MORONs!!

Cust_care:Sir, Can I put on you hold while I check your details
[She meant:Can I put you on hold..while think of all possible logical explanations to piss you off further]

Me:Sure

Cust_Care:Do you have antivirus on your computer?

Me:I use LINUX

Cust_Care:Sir, do you have Antivirus on your computer and latest virus definition files?

Me:I use LINUX

Cust_care:Okay,click on Start Menu

Me:Err..What exactly you want me to do?I use LINUX..tell me which setting YOu want me to change..i will find linux equivalent of it..

Cust_Care:Click on Start Menu.
[Gwad!! didja forgot to put a ; when you programmed her?she stepped into a non terminating loop...

Cust_Care:....do this..do that..check this...and you may get connected..
[She meant:Atleast..thats what it shows on my screen]

Me:Alright.....

Cust_care:Sir, we have some network congestion.
[Yes!! We have 'Network Congestion' when we cant make you believe giving reason about Acts of God, Buddha, Vishnu, Zeus, etc and alien attack]


[oooh..yeah..baby..bring em on...Network constipation...Was waiting for it]

Me:OKies..thats one possibility
[Thank you for dropping the bomb and getting it over with..for a woman labor must be really painful]

Cust_Care;You can uninstall the software and install it again ..it should work
[She meant:Its also shown on my screen..Iam not Triaging on the inputs you have given me..just telling you random things..you with me dude?]


Me:aha!!!?!!
[awright!!hmm..whats that on keyboard..potato crumbs..I should stop eating em while iam working..Go ahead girll..I r listening..Will yawn when iam interested]

Cust_Care:You can try restarting your computer..then connect back.it may work

[She meant:Gwad..I cant believe it you are still holding the line and putting up with me.oh Mah..Gwadd...

I just read back to you the last line written on my screen..now.it also says.."Customer gets pissed off and disconnect the call"

O.M.G DUDE!!! just shooo off okay..else I am gonna screamm your ear drums out..your gray cells are gonna turn white when I do that..like..Totally!!okay.


Me:Well..ya know..Iam not that bored! but thank you for the suggestion.It was really nice talking to you.

Cust_Care:Sir, still if you have the problem please call back and report it

[She meant: ya know..what..Iam Scarcastic Too dude..]

Me:Calll back..ooh.I will be delighted..Thank you..Thank you.

Cust_Care:IS there anything else you want to know?

Me:Errrrrrr....
{Trying hard to stay civilized]
Nope.
Disconnects the call before neurons fire something random at her.


@MTI
you are evil person..
you tube link? eh?
This is becoming like a Nazi camp!!

Sorcerer said...

Gwad..blogspot must be hungry..it just ate up my comment...

Should I retype the whole thing..
it better pop back

MTaI said...

Taken care of google...won't trouble you again!

Sorcerer said...

@Deeps
See the video?
you kiddin me?
I use !d3@ 3G ..youtube takes years..decades to load.

[fetching back....lost data..from a comment that was published but failed to showup somehow]


*sigh
A conversation with the Customer Care Executive Chick

Me:Hello..I am having an issue.

Cust_Care:Alright..How May I help you?
[She meant:I know you are having a bad day..lemme make it worse for you]

Me:The thing is...your server bounces me out..doesnt let me stay online for more than a minute or 2.The CHAP authentication succeeds...then after some time..iam kicked off your server.
Bytes sent 'Awesome' bytes recieved zero.
[Upgrade your hardwares ,network MORONS!!!]

Cust_Care:Really sorry to hear that.Can I put on you on hold while I check your details?
[She meant:Ha ha ha to you!!Can i put on you on hold while I think about awesome things to piss you off further?]

Me:Sure..
[Alright!* I listen to theme song*]

I think in their S.O.P manual will be like this

1)Take the call
2)Greet the customer
3)Put him on hold
4)make him listen to the corporate theme song *Music Blast* for at least 5 minutes. [
**you win bonus points for every minute +5 ** ]


Cust_care:Sorry for putting you on hold.
[she meant:Gwad!! you still holding the line? I am gonna make you feel sorry .]


Me:IJts alright.
[Lets get it over with girl..just tell me..tell me ..its not cancer..]

Cust_Care:Do you have latest antivirus installed on your computer?

Me:I use Linux

Cust_Care:Do you have latest antivirus installed on your compueter?

Me:I use linux.
[Gurl...One more time and I am gonna cry!!!.
Dear GOD!! did you forget to put a semicolon (;) in her while you programmed her? in other words..shape up your Q.C team Mr.They are doing a sloppy job]

Cust_Care:Sir,click on the start menu

Me:I use linux.There is no star menu

Cust_Care:Sir, please click on the start menu.

Me:I use linux.just tell me what setting i need to change.I will find the linux equivalent and try and do the same.
[FYI:Gurl!! the word 'please' doesn't
grow a start menu on linux..WHat do
they call you in real life.?.just curious!]

Cust_care:do..this..do that...push this..push that...blah blah.blah

[She meant:I am just reading whats written on the screen..i am not 'Triaging' anything based on your inputs..*poof* its supposed to work.

Me:OKay..alright..
[Thanks for reading me the script out of Harry Potter ]

Cust_care:Sir, you can also try and reinstall the software and it may work.
[She meant:Thats also written on my screen..Iam just reading it to you.]

Me:Hmmm..okay!

Cust_care:Sir, we are having some network congestion too..
[She meant:We have Acts of God, Buddha, Vishnu, Zeus, etc and the bestest of all 'network Congestion.'your choice dude]

Me:aha!!okay
[AAAHHH!!! the dreaded Network constipation..Thank you..thank you for dropping the bomb..oohh....]

Cust_Care:sir, you can also try and restart the computer..and connect it back and it should work.
[She meant:OMG Dude.I just read you the last line written on my screen..you better disconnect and scram..else..I am gonna SCREAM in your ears.My boy friend says..iam a good screamer..okay?.all your gray cells are gonna turn white .Like totally!!

Me:Well..its alright..Iam not that bored.


Cust_care:Sir, if you have still the same problem you can call us back.

[She meant:Hey..I noticed your sarcasm..I am sarcastic too]

Me:Sure.it was really nice talking to you.Call you back..thank you .I am delighted.

Cust_Care:Is there anything else you want help with?

Me:Errrr...Nope.

[Trying hard to stay civilized...before my neurons fire randomness at her..i disconnected the call]

Sorcerer said...

@Deeeps,MTI,EON
be back after dinner.

@Deeps
elli ppoyi?

Sorcerer said...

I think something is seriously wrong!
they must have got a CAP on word limit or some thing..else the 'Comment Eater' bot is back!!
*gulp

or CIA is watching ..they just abducted my 2 comments..

MTaI said...

*Horror music in the background*

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

Buhahahahahahahahaha!!!

Sorcerer said...

@Deeps
where be you?
posted 2 comments for you
but the aliens...aliens..they abducted it



@mti
iam looking for my comment busters..
I wrote an ESSAY and they ruthlessly..shamelessly took it off the blogger.

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Sorcerer said...

A conversation with the Customer Care Executive Chick [Part 1]

Me:Hello..I am having an issue.

Cust_Care:Alright..How May I help you?
[She meant:I know you are having a bad day..lemme make it worse for you]

Me:The thing is...your server bounces me out..doesnt let me stay online for more than a minute or 2.The CHAP authentication succeeds...then after some time..iam kicked off your server.
Bytes sent 'Awesome' bytes recieved zero.

[I meant:Upgrade your hardwares ,network MORONS!!!]

Cust_Care:Really sorry to hear that.Can I put on you on hold while I check your details?
[She meant:Ha ha ha to you!!Can i put on you on hold while I think about awesome things to piss you off further?]

Me:Sure..
{
[Alright!* while on hold iam foreced to listen to the corporate theme song*]

I think in their S.O.P manual will be like this

1)Take the call
2)Greet the customer
3)Put him on hold
4)make him listen to the corporate theme song *Music Blast* for at least 5 minutes. [
**you win bonus points for every minute +5 ** ]

}

Sorcerer said...

Part -2
______
Cust_care:Sorry for putting you on hold.
[she meant:Gwad!! you still holding the line? I am gonna make you feel sorry .]


Me:It's alright.
[Lets get it over with girl..just tell me..tell me ..its not cancer..]

Cust_Care:Do you have latest antivirus installed on your computer?

Me:I use Linux

Cust_Care:Do you have latest antivirus installed on your compueter?

Me:I use linux.
[Gurl...One more time and I am gonna cry!!!.
Dear GOD!! did you forget to put a semicolon (;) in her while you programmed her? in other words..shape up your Q.C team Mr.They are doing a sloppy job]

Cust_Care:Sir,click on the start menu

Me:I use linux.There is no star menu

Cust_Care:Sir, please click on the start menu.

Me:I use linux.just tell me what setting i need to change.I will find the linux equivalent and try and do the same.
[FYI:Gurl!! the word 'please' doesn't grow a start menu on linux..WHat do they call you in real life.?.just curious!]

Cust_care:do..this..do that...push this..push that...blah blah.blah

[She meant:I am just reading whats written on the screen..i am not 'Triaging' anything based on your inputs..*poof* its supposed to work.

Me:OKay..alright..
[Thanks for reading me the script out of Harry Potter ]

Cust_care:Sir, you can also try and reinstall the software and it may work.
[She meant:Thats also written on my screen..Iam just reading it to you.]

Me:Hmmm..okay!

Sorcerer said...

Part 3
_________
Cust_care:Sir, we are having some network congestion too..
[She meant:We have Acts of God, Buddha, Vishnu, Zeus, etc and the bestest of all 'network Congestion.' its your call dude]

Me:aha!!okay
[AAAHHH!!! the dreaded Network constipation..Thank you..thank you for dropping the bomb..oohh....]

Cust_Care:sir, you can also try and restart the computer..and connect it back and it should work.
[She meant:OMG Dude.I just read you the last line written on my screen..you better disconnect and scram..else..I am gonna SCREAM in your ears.My boy friend says..iam a good screamer..okay?.all your gray cells are gonna turn white .Like totally!!

Me:Well..its alright..Iam not that bored..


Cust_care:Sir, if you have still the same problem you can call us back.

[She meant:Hey..I noticed your sarcasm..I am sarcastic too]

Me:Sure.it was really nice talking to you.Call you back..thank you .I am delighted.

Cust_Care:Is there anything else you want help with?

Me:Errrr...Nope.

[Trying hard to stay civilized...before my neurons fire randomness at her..i disconnected the call]

Sorcerer said...

Part 2.5
___________
Cust_care:Sorry for putting you on hold.
[she meant:Gwad!! you still holding the line? I am gonna make you feel sorry .]


Me:It's alright.
[Lets get it over with girl..just tell me..tell me ..its not cancer..]

Cust_Care:Do you have latest antivirus installed on your computer?

Me:I use Linux

Cust_Care:Do you have latest antivirus installed on your compueter?

Me:I use linux.
[Gurl...One more time and I am gonna cry!!!.
Dear GOD!! did you forget to put a semicolon (;) in her while you programmed her? in other words..shape up your Q.C team Mr.They are doing a sloppy job]

Cust_Care:Sir,click on the start menu

Me:I use linux.There is no star menu

Cust_Care:Sir, please click on the start menu.

Me:I use linux.just tell me what setting i need to change.I will find the linux equivalent and try and do the same.
[FYI:Gurl!! the word 'please' doesn't grow a start menu on linux..WHat do they call you in real life.?.just curious!]

Sorcerer said...

Part --A bit more than 2.5
__________________

Cust_care:do..this..do that...push this..push that...blah blah.blah

[She meant:I am just reading whats written on the screen..i am not 'Triaging' anything based on your inputs..*poof* its supposed to work.

Me:OKay..alright..
[Thanks for reading me the script out of Harry Potter ]

Cust_care:Sir, you can also try and reinstall the software and it may work.
[She meant:Thats also written on my screen..Iam just reading it to you.]

Me:Hmmm..okay!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

kiddilam .... i like ur 'other' convs more ...

but i loved the part about the linux .... wonder why she didnt ask u a 3rd time :D :D :D

pinne, abt the ';' .. athe, i use tcl .. so my code doesnt have ';' .. but it works great however :D :D

you can also try and restart the computer..and connect it back and it should work. * har har har !!!! khi khi khi !!! * sooper !!! Oh damn ! how i wish i could see your expression during both these instances !!!

:D :D D: D :D :D :D

athe, oru small qn .. nee counting ellam maranno (lost in that girl's voice) ?? 1 , 3 , 2.5 .. ???

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

Cust_care:Sir, you can also try and reinstall the software and it may work.


Me:Hmmm..okay!

ayyyooooooooo .... paavam Sorcy ...

what sopftware ? reinstall linux, she meant ??? !!!

*Sorcy resigns to his fate !!! *

kiddilam !!

Sorcerer said...

@Deeps
I call the customer care..just to register a complaint..and to see if there is something wrong with my account.
but anyway..everytime its funny.

nope..I posted 1,2,3
but then I lost count
I am bad with decimals

Yeah..restarting the computer is their LAST trick in the book to push the customer off..
its equivalent of saying.."shooo shooo...go away"

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

:D :D :D
nee oru thaaram aanu !!

Kiddy said...

Thank you Deepa.I must admit Sorcy is cute with his adorable expressions such as *teary eyed* etc.I hope he doesn't mind I imitating him with those expressions.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

@ Kiddy .. :)

Camille said...

very sweet poem & lovely photo. I love roses! :)