Friday, December 02, 2005

Doubts , Doubts and more Doubts

I am back ....
went to my native place ( BLR ) .... then to Thirupati and some sightseeing and lotsa shopping for friends and relatives.

Missed u all a lot

We also went to some of the highest cliffs near Thirupati .... there is this place on top of the cliff ( a rock structure ) where u can touch the mists .... it was an awesome feeling ... my nose touching the mist ...

The whole place looked like my wallpaper ... dull grey with just the trees' silhouettes ... Cant even descibe it.

We went to a rock garden. There was a specific natural stone arch ... It is 2500 million years old. One side of the arch faces the above mentioned trees and the other the sunny side of the cliffs. Standing on the sunny side and looking through the arch , u feel like u are looking at the other side of the world .. into a mysterious , cold world.

It was raining like crazy ... we even saw a landslide at Thirupati.

Back in Bangalore, we had a huge family gathering where all of us - kids ( ? ) - had 3 bowls of icecream .. mango with cherries and nuts .... Need i say i have lost my voice ????


Now, as a kid, I always had some questions which had no answers. After my trip , they intensified and more questions got appended.


  • Why do people go to hill stations for their honeymoon ?
  • Most sacred places ->

Thirupati,
Mookambika temple,
Sabarimala
Vaishno Devi
Chamundi temple

etc . are on hill tops ... so, why don't people celebrate their honeymoon there ?

  • Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " amma " tongue or " Mummy " tongue ?
  • Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " father " tongue ?
  • Why is that in Bollywood flicks , before marriage , the heroine always dresses in micro minis whereas after marriage, she has only sarees in her wardrobe ?
  • What shampoo does the above mentioned heroine use to make her hair grow in a day ?
  • And what happened to her pimples and footwear ?
  • In all the Ekta Kapoor flicks, how come their sarees are always ironed ?
  • All that the servants do in these serials is bring " chai " or eavesdrop.... why ????
  • Who invented A-B-C-D ?
  • Do models really look like models in their real life ?
  • What if my dad had not married my mom ? and granddad not married grandmom ??

65 comments:

RP said...

Me first me first. Now lemme take a breath.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 rp : rp .... Yes u are ....
even before i finished modifying the post ... Whew !!!

RP said...

even before i finished modifying the post ... Whew !!!
wow! Thats the quickest. Do I get any prize for this?

Okay. Deepa. Welcome back to blog & company. I am impressed with your questions. Lemme give some interesting answer I heard before:
Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " father " tongue ?
Simply bcoz father never gets to speak. :-)

before marriage , the heroine always dresses in micro minis whereas after marriage, she has only sarees in her wardrobe
80% discount offer is only until marriage.

What if my dad had not married my mom ? and granddad not married grandmom ??
Your father wud hve been happy & so wud have been ur grand-pa. No offence meant.

Divya said...

whoa deepa... i had been to tiruapthi last to last year... during mah bday.. in the month of dec n it was so damn cold out there.. its such a beautiful place.. wow loved tht tradiational bus lollll tht golden and orange color one hehe.. tht trip was the bestttttttt ...

Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " father " tongue ?

hmm cos the father seldom speaks :P hehe even rp said tht lol the whole world wud agree on this :P

Ajay said...

i had been to tirupati a couple of times....

Sudeep said...

I luved tht Akashganga waterfalls at Tirupathi..

1. Ppl do go to honeymoon in sacred places... esp Punjabis. Last December when i was in Vaisnodevi the crowd was almost 60% newly weds (probably it is their religious duty to pay a visit). But the main reason for couples on honeymoon is to enjoy .. ahem.. or know each other (mostly arranged marriages). So holy places wont be suited for this.. n good i think so. I wont like to see a couple holding hands in swimming suits n bikinis in a temple (other than Pushkar.. Itaaalian)

2. After marriage, a woman rises to upper level n it is very cold up there.. so minis are a strict no no ;)

3. the servants are paid for tht... the masters have to do the household work

4. Models dont look good in real life.. one wedding i attended recently had one bollywood cutie for the 'star' factor. She was looking so horrible... eeeww

Sudarshan said...

Hehe....funny but nice post!!Glad to know you had a great vacation!!Keep posting!!

Vivhyd said...

hey nice to read abt ur trip.. Glad that u had fun.. and saw some amazing places.. I had a good trip too and have posted some pics.. do take a look

Abhishek said...

toooo good.

Nagu said...

very valid questions yaar!..i guess u need to stop working on ur current project and do researching on these topics ;)
i thought you would have posted abt the kind of "Chori" i got for you!..

the Monk said...

tirupati was ok...but i somehow enjoyed mookambika more...and spot-on with the questions....i'm waiting for the answers...

tcr_79 said...

nice nice post...

questions were cute...

Looks like you had a great trip

Was boring without your posts - nice to see you back in action

Arz000n said...

The whole place looked like my wallpaper ...
Thats one of the major proble, of working in IT. I call ma fish bowl at home as screensaver :)

we had a huge family gathering where all of us - kids
Do you come under the kids category...
No Im just wondering you see..

Need i say i have lost my voice ????
Somehow...this sentence is not getting registered in ma head..
:(

Hehehe...
Kidding..okie.
Take care of your voice and no need to sing song :)

Why do people go to hill stations for their honeymoon ?
Hill stations are romantic...and majority of time, its cold and chilly on hills up there. That gives a good chance to come close....obviously when its cold, you either gonna snuggle in ur bed...and while on honeymoon, you'll always find someone in the bed...so double "mazaaa"

Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " amma " tongue or " Mummy " tongue ?
Ever heard, MUMMY INDIA or AMMA INDIA...nahi na?

Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " father " tongue ?
Poor FATHERS neva speak...only mothers do all the talking...so its mother tongue

the heroine always dresses in micro minis whereas after marriage, she has only sarees in her wardrobe ?
I have a very uncensored and above 20 reply for this Q...so I betta not speak out anything here :)

What shampoo does the above mentioned heroine use to make her hair grow in a day ?
Its not shampoo...its the wig and FEVICOL ka mazboot zod.
It works!!

And what happened to her pimples and footwear ?
I really dont know...but pimples on a gals face makes me go ewwwww...

In all the Ekta Kapoor flicks, how come their sarees are always ironed ?
I really want to know about this...
everyone wears multiple layers of makeup all the time..even when someone has passed in the family, they wear ironed clothes with matching sandals, bangles, and wht not...

All that the servants do in these serials is bring " chai " or eavesdrop.... why ????
Kyonki servant bhi kabhi rich tha...uski bhi badi family thi...aur family ke andar affaris the
;)

Who invented A-B-C-D ?
I dont know...and if you know about him, lemme know I wanna shoot that guy....I was forced to mug up this even before I hit my young age of 4yrs.
Grrrr....

Do models really look like models in their real life ?
I think so..
I was late night AXN where they showed super model Heidi Klum working out after 3 months of pregnancy. She was looking hawwwt as eva...
Heidi.....
*drooool*

What if my dad had not married my mom ? and granddad not married grandmom ??
Deepasayz.blogspot.com would not have existed

;)

Dont think so much...is it coz of the days you spent in caves or wht?

Take care and enjoy the weekend!!

silverine said...

You have come back with loads of doubts. Now I wonder where you went? hmmm Tell me the truth was it on a holiday or was it on a fact finding mission ;)

Sudeep said...

@Zoonie:Heidi.....*drooool*

I agree... SI .. awesome :)

>|' ; '| said...

if any of the things which have happened, had happened even slightly different, your world would have been startlingly different. (chaos theory)

PuNeEt said...

ooye hoye...
tusssi wapas aagaye...
Welcome hain ji ;-)

It was great reading ur post...
yaar now with so many people going on vacation I too feel like going :-(

Why do people go to hill stations for their honeymoon ?
I too had this question...
but just one visit to Mahabaleshwar made me realised that nothing could be a better place for honeymoon than a hill station...
Romance is in the air...

In all the Ekta Kapoor flicks, how come their sarees are always ironed ?
1. They get free ironing service
2. Who Cares.... ;-)

hey great going

take care
Cheers

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 rp :
U r fast !!!!!! but no prizes this time ;))
@ welcome : thanx .... infact, was planning to come to TEL,BLR .. but then realised all my friends were away on a trip to delhi.
@ father speaking : Is it the way at ur place ;))) ?????
@ 80 % discount : How come i dont have it then ???
@ no offence meant : no offence taken

2 divya :
yeah ... thirupati is damn cold.
btw, whenz ur bday ???
@ buses : yeah !!! itz just different feeling out there.
@ father speaking : Thatz so humiliating ... aint it ???

2 ajay : And .... what do u think ??

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 sudeep :
Where is the Akashganga falls ? I saw Sudarshan chakra falls , and have heard of Pappanashini falls at Thirupati ... but Akashganga ????
@ Honeymoon : But going on a religious trip is diff from going on a honeymoon ... right ???? Probably , then those ppl u saw at the temple would again go somewhere for their 2nd honeymoon ???
@ minis : NO COMMENTS !!!!
@ servants : BULL !!
@ models : Thatz so bad .... they lose their value ... right ???

2 sudarshan : Welcome !!! Thanx for the compliments ... Yeah ... i had a terrific time.

RP said...

Thanks Deepa. But disappointed about lack of prize.. :-(

@ welcome : thanx .... infact, was planning to come to TEL,BLR .. but then realised all my friends were away on a trip to delhi.
So u have not yet returned to TEL is it?

@ father speaking : Is it the way at ur place ;))) ?????
No comments plz. ye see, me not sure if my cousins r also bloggin.

@ 80 % discount : How come i dont have it then ???
dear deepa, this discount is not on the prize tag but on the length of the skirt. :-) Do ye want ne discount? ;-)

Divya said...

'l tell wen is it.. provided u gimme sumthg lolzzzzzzzzzzzz kidding.. its comingggggggg

dancesssssssssss \:d/
lagaoes thumka lolll

22nd dec :)

Keshi said...

awww WB Deepa muahhhhhhhhhhhh!

And Im sorry I came here late cos I was too busy today..hehe. I missed ya heaps!


Seems like u had a really cool break...so many interesting places WOW! I always wanted to go to Thirupathi...dunno when I'll get to go...



As for ur cute Qs :) let me try answering some of em...





**Why do people go to hill stations for their honeymoon ?Most sacred places

mebbe cos they feel marriage is scared so lets start off with a sacred place :) but I know it's cretainly not appropriate to go abt romancing in holy places...




**Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " amma " tongue or " Mummy " tongue ?

Cos mum gives u birth...perhaps thats why :) And also cos a country is considered a 'she'...never a 'he' - woohoo girls! ;-)



**Why is it always " mother " tongue and not " father " tongue ?

Cos mums speak more sense lol!



**Why is that in Bollywood flicks , before marriage , the heroine always dresses in micro minis whereas after marriage, she has only sarees in her wardrobe ?

LOL I know...it's pretty dumb.


**What shampoo does the above mentioned heroine use to make her hair grow in a day ?

HAHAHAHA!


**And what happened to her pimples and footwear ?

All gone..lol!


**In all the Ekta Kapoor flicks, how come their sarees are always ironed ?All that the servants do in these serials is bring " chai " or eavesdrop.... why ????

hmmm cos perfect gossipy women look perfect LOL!

And cos servants r always gossip aids :):)



**Who invented A-B-C-D ?

hmmm no idea....the alphabet would have started somewhere in Greece then some English guy converted into into Angrezi lol!


**Do models really look like models in their real life ?

Well na...they r average women that wear alot of makeup when on the ramp... :)



**What if my dad had not married my mom ? and granddad not married grandmom ??

hmmm u would not be bloggin here :):) or u would be but not as Deepa hehehe...



Sweet post girl...
Huggggggggz!
Keshi.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Vivhyd :
sure dear .... shall be there in a jiffy

2 Abhishek :
Welcome ...
And , thank you :)))

2 Nagu :
Hi da .... yeah .... most of us would benefit by doing something else for a change ... right ???
@ Chori : Nah !!!! Thatz kinda personal ... right ????

2 the monk :
I haven't been to Mookaambika yet :(
@ answers : Itz for me to supply the qn and for u to supply the answers .... no ?

2 tcr_79 :
@ Was boring without your posts - nice to see you back in action : Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankx ... that was " cho chweet "
yeah .... had an enormously great trip .... :))

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Z000nie :

Goodness .... itna saara answers ..... ok ok !!!

@ I call ma fish bowl at home as screensaver :

And ur kitten ,.... what do u call them ????



@ Do you come under the kids category...
No Im just wondering you see :

Wondering why ???? And somebody said " everybody is a kid at heart " .... or smthg like that.

@ Somehow...this sentence is not getting registered in ma head.. :

I LOST MY VOICE ... I LOST MY VOICE .... I LOST MY VOICE ....Whew !!!!

@ Take care of your voice and no need to sing song :
Thanx dear ;))

@ bed...and while on honeymoon, you'll always find someone in the bed...so double "mazaaa"

I'll take ur word for it ... having had no experience myself .. Arz-Ki-Mo

@ Ever heard, MUMMY INDIA or AMMA INDIA...nahi na?

Wahi tho ... why why why why ????

@ I have a very uncensored and above 20 reply for this Q...so I betta not speak out anything here : Tell me Tell me Tell me

@ Its not shampoo...its the wig and FEVICOL ka mazboot zod.
It works!!

U tried ??

@ A-B-C-D reply : I'll murder Newton and Shakespeare ... they are the cause of all my troubles !!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Silverine :
Heh heh heh ... shall definitely tell u m'am ... but itz to be just b/w u n me ... ok ??

2 Poison :
Goodness .... U have become retrospective ... what happened ?? CET aint treating u right ??

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Puneet :
Haan ... Back with a Bang !!!!
Really ... u too should go on a vacation .... itz an awesome feeling , na ?
Nice answers ..... but are they for real ??

2 rp :
@ TEL : At the moment , i am at TEL, TVM.
@ Father speak .... Ohho !!! Cousins of RP ... where r u all ??????
@ Discount : Sure ... but only after i lose some more weight ;)

2 divya : Ok ... 22nd dec... wont forget it

2 Keshi :
Gurrrrrrrrrrrl ..... missed u.
Come down here sometime .... mayb we could go to Thirupati together .... what say ??

@romancing at holy places : It sounds so funny.

And then ... yeah ,.... Gurlz rule ... Woo hoo !!!!

Your answers are damn cute Keshi girl ....

Cheers !!

uttara said...

hey deepa... howz ya sweets .. hope u doing good :)

hugzzzzzzz

uttara

:: The Protector :: said...

lolz @ Zoonie comments....


//What if my dad had not married my mom ? and granddad not married grandmom ??

YOu might not be here to ask these doubts and i might not be replying like this .... :)


hope u had a gr8 time

burf said...

last question was the best... but i've kinda come to the fact that asking "what if" is no-use

and not asking "why" will make *emotional* life easy

burf said...

and welcome back :D

:D

Arz000n said...

Flash decompiler is not working

:(:(

I cant delete that information.

Thanks for bringing it to ma notice though. That was real nice of you.

Now I forigive past 2 days of torture you did to me.....Im very generous kinda fella you see :)

Het Waghela said...

Read deepa's answers, it were good. Didn't knew much of the answers was amazed just like u.
Ya first time to ur blog, nice post.

Sudeep said...

Saw my link juzz now... thnx for it

More thnx coz u started the bracket after the 2nd 'P' n not b4 it... lolllzzz..

btw, didnt quite get it ... 8|

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Sudeep :
i know ... it crossed my mind too .. what putting the bracket before the ' p ' would look like ... so, left it.

Itz kinda like Sudeep peeping into the world .... or rather Sudeep peeping at the exciting world ... correct , na ???
Nothing offensive abt it here ....

2 Het Waghela :
Hi !! Welcome .....
If u know the answers, please do write them down here.

2 Arz000n :
Ohhh !!! Dont thank me ... what are friends for after all ????
@ Torture : Who said i wont do the same this weekend ???? ;)

2 burf :
Yeah .. not asking qns will make life easy , but asking qns will make life exciting .... right ???

2 vishnu :
Yeah .... i did have a greeeeeeeeeeeeeat time.
How about u ? how was ur trip ??

2 uttara :
Yes sweety ... i am fine.
how are u feeling now dear ??

Sudeep said...

Sudeep peeping at the exciting world

lolllzzz...

btw, i cant tell u the location of tht falls but will c if i can post the pic of it.. might be the name is wrong frm my end

burf said...

nopes, i need to differ

asking "why" will making it hell

Invincible said...

I was here ..
ur list of Qs was titillating ;)
didnt this Q never nag u 'how a child is born? '

kickassso said...

welcomm back:)

rik said...

What would have been if its not earth??


Why only people talk and not the other living beings?

What do animals think of us(humans)?

What is heaven and hell?

Ultimately..if there is no universe then what wud be there??

Lolzzzz!!! simply wierdo...yet nicely put...

Hope you had a gr8 time in thirupathi.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 rik :
Heyy !! Welcome !!

If not EARTH , then HEART !
Other living things too talk but not in English !
Animals would probably think we are boring, slow and dull witted creatures.
Heaven n Hell - things created by our ancestors to keep the coming generations under control ....
If there were no universe .... then ... well, we wouldn't have had to study about the Big Bang theory

Yeah .. i had an awesome time .. thanx ...

Keep smiling.

2 kickassso :
Woo hoo !!!!
I am back .... :))

2 vinci :
U were here but still not here ... huh ???
That Qn about babies being born used to nag me till i attended my Bio class in Class 8 .... Then i was like " Yeesh !!! "

Good that u r still around ;))

2 burf :
Hell ??? Why the hell ????
What would life be without questions, quests and answers ??

2 sudeep :
Right-o ! Do post the pic and lemme know when u have done that :)

Arz000n said...

Please dont turn my unfulfilled dream into a nighmare!!

I beg you...show some mercy on this poor chap.

Plsssss :(

In return I'm ready to tolerate you, your kajal, dyed hair, mehndi and all sorts of breaks and leg pulling on YM....

PuNeEt said...

ooyee wat are u waitng for now...
didnt u got answers for ur questions...

now time for new post

cheers

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Z000nie :
Ha ha ... wait till i continue with part2 of ur unfulfilled dream ;))

Thanks so much dear ... so that means i can try out whatever i want on YM! ????

2 puneet :
sure buddy ...
will update as soon as i finish reading a doc i am supposed to.

Arz000n said...

I'll gift all those baby Natasha's to you...I swear...so now you can experiment with golden dye or tattoo nails...its up to you...

I'm generous you see :)

Arz000n said...

so that means i can try out whatever i want on YM! ????
I'm requesting yahoo to make special DEEPA-filters for me....

Really looking forward to hear from them now....

:)

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

arre !!! how can u gift YOUR baby Natashas to me ????

Achchi baat nahi !!!!

;)))

DEEPA Filters ... huh ????? Hmmmm !!!!
I hope they wont oblige you ....
:))

Arz000n said...

how can u gift YOUR baby Natashas to me ????
I think somewhere above I said...I'm generous...right??

You baby sit my kids while I enjoy with Natasha ;)


*drroooooll*

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

Ha ha ha Z000nie ...

by the time the baby Natashas appear on this planet ,
ur green motled skin sweetheart would look like a roasted kangaroo ....

what then ???

Arz000n said...

Woooo...Hoooo!!
Wooo.....Hooooo!!
ur green motled skin sweetheart would look like a roasted kangaroo

*slap*

*slap*


Wooo...Hooooo!!

Thats z000nie going wild coz I called you baby-sitter and then slapping you for calling Natasha a roasted kangaroo

Wooo...Hoooo!!

Woooo...Hooooo!!


*Ouch*
I think I broke something.......gotta go and check out :(

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

didnt get the reason why i got slapped the 1st time ....

u called me a baby sitter ... so , y r u slapping me ???

i am lost :-?

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

*thuck*
Dino kicks u on ur butt !!

avivuknow said...

you really dont know why people go to hill stations for their honeymoons?
somehow, i am not ready to beleive that ;)

Virus© said...

Cool blog, keep writtin'-- without doubt...

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 avivuknow :
hey .. or is it " aviviknow " ????
ha ha ha ...... abt the hills n honeymoon part ... well .... my lips are sealed
;))

2 ViŘűS© :
Hey .... welcome .....
and thanx for the compliments

:: The Protector :: said...

lolz @ your discusssssions with zoooooooonie,...


Cheers!
:)

have a gr8 evening

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Vishnu :

Yeah ... even i feel like laughing on reading the talk we had
:)))

Arz000n said...

didnt get the reason why i got slapped the 1st time
I so wanted to slap you coz of your treatment to me on weekends...that I was not able to control myself

u called me a baby sitter ... so , y r u slapping me ???
I gave the reason above...natural instincts just come on there own when you meet cute and innocent looking people, you see ;)

Dino kicks u on ur butt !!
Dino cant.
Hahaha!!!
Poor gal..still thinks that like z000nie, Dino will also fall prey for your "Dee-Irritation-tricks"...
Tch...tch...tchh...

Afta this comment, I so feel like dancing in ma living room right in front of ma TV Screen...and then do belly dance too. I'm happy...coz I slapped you.

niki yokota said...

woow~ ur wallpaper is grey and just the trees silhouettes?! cool(^o^;;;;
mine is sexy amisha patel...
did u see landslide?? awww~ glad u were okay!!
honeymoon was pretty funny!!!!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Z000nie :
So unchivalrous ..... bad z000nie.

@ slap for the weekend treatment : well , u disappeared !!!

@ Dino cant :
Why the hell not ??????
Wait and watch what Dino turns into ....

@Belly dancing :
This I gotta see.

2 niki :
Hi dear!
Well, i changed the wallpaper yesterday ... now itz a green backround. with tree silhouettes.
Got it from digitalblasphemy.com
@ Amisha Patel :
Why her ????
I dont like her at all....

Quz Boss said...

I luv shoppin 4 myself...n when I gotz money ;-) PEACE

Keshi said...

Deepzz yeah we should go to Thirupathy together...that would be so good...we can also shushhhh the romancing couples lol!

Keshi.

Haruna said...

Hey:D How r u??
Thanks for visiting my blog...
Nice blog:)
I can't answer a lot of questions of you because i wonder why:P

Take care!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

2 Quz Boss :
I love shopping for myself too .... but, i have done so much of that, that i am totally fed up now
:)

2 Keshi :
Yes dear !!! And we would turn people's heads , wouldn't we ?????

2 Haruna :
Hi Haruna ..
Thanks for stopping by ....
Looks like you are also in the question mode.
See you !!!

niki yokota said...

woow!! thank u veery much for digitalblasphemy!!
that was COOL ^^
i think amisha is perfect looking, but i dont know her personality. maybe thats y u dont like her?

Anonymous said...

Very nice site! Subaru legacy gt wagon Threading hair removal salons las vegas Download free mp3s no spyware Affordable orthodontic insurance Modesto rhinoplasty http://www.couponandritalin.info/Infiniti.html http://www.children-of-divorce.info/Sherpa_shirts.html miele vacuum cleaner Funny answering machines get hear katrina insurance being impacted mcse training worlds fastest buick Treatments canine skin allergies 1949 buick roadmaster Refinance single wide mobile home with poor credit11 http://www.buick-park-avenue-seat-belt.info/performance-chevrolet-buick-gmc-seneca-sc.html Nikon coolpix digital camera